Newspaper Poetry

So, another assignment. This time, we had to remove words from a newspaper to create a poem. I made two along a similar idea.

Both of these are made from the idea of having a "poem" which makes absolutely no sense, so the reader is left gripping for a meaning that isn't there, and applying their own (though the first does have a little bit of a theme). Yet, the second they get to the last few words where it becomes clear to them that this was all nonsensical, and everything makes sense in a last bit of humor.